Flora

Flora

A quasi-writer and future economist who experiences life in short bursts. I'd like to stay and chat, but I'm late for my 3 o'clock existential life crisis. Raincheck?

28 Hilarious Texts That Prove Parents Are Evolving

We used to paint them as clueless, technologically-challenged fossils. Not anymore. #1. They will reveal how they’ve come to climb to the top of the food pyramid. #2. They know how to ruffle your feathers. #3. They frequently assert their dominance. #4.…

This Is What McDonald’s Original First Menu Looked Like

You can’t find a fast food restaurant more American than McDonald’s. Recently, they’ve been offering up some menu options that are crazy AF: McNoodles in Austria and McNürnburger in Germany (I can’t pronounce it, either). With their menu getting more ridiculous by the minute,…

Disney Emojis Are Coming And Everything Else Is Irrelevant

There are things in life that could only be followed by a Mike Wazowski emoji and nothing else. Luckily, Disney knows our hearts’ desires and decided to gift us the next best thing to stuffed-crust pizza: Monster’s Inc. and Frozen emojis! In celebration of World…