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21 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Kansas

“There’s no place like home,” Dorothy said of Kansas. There’s no place quite as bad, more like. #1. The entire state is basically dead. Sunflower field. #2. Nothing grows here. Wheat field. #3. They say ‘it’s quaint’, we say ‘it…

23 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Pennsylvania

America is a country of beautiful people and equally beautiful places. That is, all but one: Pennsylvania. A painfully provincial state wedged between its more attractive sister-states, New York and Ohio, Pennsylvania’s lackluster countenance just pales in comparison. #1. Let’s get straight to the point:…

The Incredible Flying Burrito: Chipotle Now Delivers

Ding dong! Chipotle is now delivering. Yep, you heard right. Everyone’s favorite burritos are now available to order via Postmates, an Uber-like delivery service, in 67 cities across the US. Coming to a tummy near you. True, there’s a Chipotle every few blocks in major cities. But…

Real-life “Up” House Is Now For Sale

Her house was the inspiration for the movie “Up.” And just like the little old man in the animated Pixar film, 84-year-old Edith Macefield put her foot down and refused to sell her family home to a shopping mall. Now the…

19 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Vermont

The state of Vermont is nestled in what could possibly be the most obscure and godforsaken tract of land in the United States. Why anyone would want to go there is beyond comprehension. #1. It’s awfully bland. Sugarbush Farms chapel.…