#1. [normal life]ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week[packing for vacation]hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts — jonny sun (@jonnysun) July 5, 2016 #2. Do I just call you or should we…
No pictures of spiders, we promise. This is a safe space. #1. #2. [spiders pour into room]THEYRE EVERYWHERE[group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR — Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 27, 2015 #3. …
#1. #2. Sometimes I can be a real morning person; like in the afternoon when I get up. — Chris Wilson (@ImChrisWilson) June 12, 2016 #3. I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and…
#1. When you feel like your dog came out of your womb so you treat them with utmost care. #2. When you prefer your dog over other family members. linda honestly took down 3 pictures of me and my sister to…
Sarah, a 17-year-old high school senior from Colorado, pulled off a feat no one else has done before: being crowned homecoming queen while wearing a dinosaur costume. It all started when the teen decided to spend her first paycheck on an…
#1. This absolute joker of a boyfriend. Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking. pic.twitter.com/HD8YOAqfJ2 — Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) July 29, 2016 #2. This report that…
California high school senior Alina Ramirez shared a photo on Twitter earlier this month of a list titled “101 Ways To Cope With Stress.” The list was given to her by her Intro to Psychology teacher, Brett Phillips. “He knows…
#1. [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag — ?? (@athleisure_monk) December 26, 2015 #2. #3. [inventing the parrot]HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU — Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) February 18,…
Amanda Carpenter got stuck in an Amtrak elevator at Washington International Airport last February, and the response was not what she was expecting. In an attempt to get out, she tweeted her followers to let them know her situation. …
#1. This kid helping his dad feel body confident. 8yo: Adult polar bears can weigh almost 1,000 pounds.Me: Wow.8yo: Yeah, that's almost twice as much as you.Me: . . .8yo: What? It is. — keith (@tchrquotes) September 2, 2016 #2. This…
#1. #2. Smells like pic.twitter.com/sYOjuMZlps — Laura Kalbag [email protected] (@LauraKalbag) August 5, 2016 #3. #4. #5. my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX — jess? (@jess_huntx) July 26, 2016 #6. …
Apple just released the iPhone 7 (and some other stuff that’s not as exciting) in their much-anticipated Apple Event this week. They’ve largely ignored their customers’ pleas for, y’know, useful stuff, instead serving up an extra camera, water resistant-ness, and…
#1. On healthy living. The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore — beth, an alien (@bourgeoisalien) September 1, 2016 #2. On hating everyone a…
#1. *first date* Him: You have a very defined jawline. Me: Thanks! I chew a lot. — MerGyver (@HoneyWooWoo) May 1, 2015 #2. #3. [1st date]DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start…
Ed and Fran Gargiula are in their mid-seventies and have been married for 52 years. Recently, their 17-year-old grandson, Anthony Gargiula, visited them and noticed that they were wearing matching outfits. Anthony found out that this was apparently something they…
It is known: Ryan Reynolds’ Twitter feed is a virtual goldmine of coma-inducing jokes and witty repartee. People can’t get enough of this comedy maverick trapped inside a stupidly yummy body, and fans flood his mentions with their thirst. How does Reynolds deal…