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12 Funny Tweets From Moms About The “Magic” Of Halloween

Take a break from the recent news on murder clowns and the nightmare of elections and scroll on down for some funny mom tweets about every sugar-driven toddler’s favorite time of the year: Halloween! #1. Funny how everyone at my son's…

18 Hilarious Tweets From Dads Who Aren’t Coping Too Well

#1. Just one more button kiddo. if my kid pushed any more buttons, I'd be an elevator.. — dadmissions (@Dadmissions) April 18, 2016 #2. What’s the name of that drink? Waiter: Can I start you with something to drink sir?Me: Yeah,…

29 Awkward Phrases Guaranteed To Ruin Any Dinner Party

Because who doesn’t love to ruin a dinner party? #1. 'I just love to reel off Big Bang Theory quotes, one after the other' #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase — Mark Jones (@m0dernworld) October 5, 2016 #2. Oh your family is from the Caribbean…

21 Tweets That Accurately Sum Up Modern Love

#1. #2. #3. *matches with cute girl on tinder*me: heyher: helllo! who's the guy in your 3rd picture he's cute.*unmatches cute girl on tinder*the end — BrennenTaylor.eth (@BrennenTaylor) September 30, 2016 #4. #5. Just when I started…

23 Hilarious Tweets Only True Carb Lovers Can Relate To

#1. I'm sick of people saying bread isn't good for you… Jesus did not say he was the broccoli of life ok??? Give us this day our daily kale?? — tweets (julia’s version) (@JustbeingJuls) September 28, 2016 #2. The Very…