For parents of little kids, mealtime usually means one thing: food flying everywhere and landing in other places except in your little tot’s mouth. But if it makes you feel any better, you’re not alone. Culinary woes go hand in hand with having a young ‘un, apparently.…
#1. Parenting Level: Approving my kids' friends based on which parents I think would drink wine with me during playdates. — Wendy S. (@maughammom) May 7, 2015 #2. My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either…
#1. This dad who makes any excuse to dress up. #2. This ardent banana lover. #3. This man who found a like-minded friend. #4. This grandpa and his new dog. #5. This royal princess. #6. This dad’s new phone case. #7. This vain toilet. #8. This…
#1. #2. I was having sandwich at Subway. I was asked if I wanted the 12 inch. I told the guy I could only fit 6 inches inside me! #WhyDidISayThat — Michelle (@mc_arthur123) August 3, 2016 #3. Getting a…
#1. Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages? — Sandra (@Sanbel11) June 15, 2016 #2. When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really…
#1. When people got creative. My sister's maternity pics…I'm cracking up ?? pic.twitter.com/4zbiCvwyfd — tally (@Ataliagarcia5) July 25, 2016 #2. When beady-eyed users spotted Minnie Mouse cheating. #3. When Twitter could always tell what someone was really thinking. #4. When it found a…
#1. This dog knows how to wound your soul. View post on imgur.com #2. This dog who ate the couch and nearly got away with it. #3. This dog who doesn’t like groom time. #4. This dog who knows how…
#1. This identity crisis. Nothing like not recognising your own initials! Who's AR? #newlywedproblems ?? — aimiesarah (@aimiesarah) June 23, 2016 #2. This scheduling issue. I want to fool around with my husband AND make the flight for the honeymoon!…
#1. How about food-stained pajamas? Hey baby it's Friday night, why don't you get into something more comfortable that you can wear all weekend because we have no laundry left. — Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) January 30, 2016 #2. Don’t…
Australian comedian, actor, and author, Hamish Blake, has recently been assigned his newest job: daddy extraordinaire. And he’s tagging us along every step of his journey with these priceless tweets. 1. Hamish and Sonny spend a lot of QT together, especially during…
This is book lover Victoria O’Brien who, three years ago, developed a crush on the mystery person running a Twitter account for the London branch of bookstore Waterstones. It all started when the Waterstones Twitter account sparked some in-depth Pokemon…
#1. This girl sparking a new Beyonce-in-the-bathroom craze. #2. This equal rights warrior. #3. This budding illustrator. I think my kid just declared prostitution a government service. pic.twitter.com/C7hWpG7lpj — Lou Whiteman (@louwhiteman) March 26, 2015 #4. This tactful casting.…
If you’re the kind of kid who had to be home before it got dark and had no TV privileges on school nights, please be assured by the fact that you were not alone. Strict-parents-itis was a pandemic that haunted most of…
The kind folks at San Francisco Animal Care & Control (SFACC) usually post cute photos of their “adoptables” on their Twitter page. If #Chihuahuas & #Pibbles aren't your thing we have other models (You really should consider Chis and Pitties tho) pic.twitter.com/L9mQLL1HJb…
#1. “So tell me about yourself.” #2. Who’s been talking shit about the bard? 'Shakespeare has no talent' explain this pic.twitter.com/HLovorpgwD — lucy (@lucyluucylucyy) May 2, 2016 #3. There’s always someone having a worse day than you. #4.…
#1. “No, Mom, you definitely put those cookies in there.” #2. Oh, I forgot I was hosting the coffee morning in my bedroom. #3. Send help. #4. Why, mom, why. When Your Mom’s on the Phone With…