No pictures of spiders, we promise. This is a safe space. #1. #2. [spiders pour into room]THEYRE EVERYWHERE[group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR — Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 27, 2015 #3. …
If we were to rearrange the scripts of a film, we would all probably put some crazy twists in it. So Twitter users have been sharing their own hilarious ideas for bizarre movie endings. #1. #2. #UnexpectedFilmTwists it was originally…
Samsung recently recalled millions of Galaxy Note 7 phones due to reports they were “exploding”, and naturally Twitter had plenty to say about it. #1. Sleeping with your Note 7 under your pillow. -Voy a llamar a mi ex con…
#1. #2. Sometimes I can be a real morning person; like in the afternoon when I get up. — Chris Wilson (@ImChrisWilson) June 12, 2016 #3. I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and…
#1. When you feel like your dog came out of your womb so you treat them with utmost care. #2. When you prefer your dog over other family members. linda honestly took down 3 pictures of me and my sister to…
#1. These helpful puppers. #2. Everyone losing their minds over how wonderful this dog is. “Most BEAUTIFUL dog in the WORLD.” #3. This grandpa and his new pet pal. #4. This fluffy lil’ fighter. #5. This…
#1. This absolute joker of a boyfriend. Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking. pic.twitter.com/HD8YOAqfJ2 — Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) July 29, 2016 #2. This report that…
#1. [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag — ?? (@athleisure_monk) December 26, 2015 #2. #3. [inventing the parrot]HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU — Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) February 18,…
#1. Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult. — Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) November 4, 2014 #2. when…
Amanda Carpenter got stuck in an Amtrak elevator at Washington International Airport last February, and the response was not what she was expecting. In an attempt to get out, she tweeted her followers to let them know her situation. …
If you’re need a good laugh, check out these random tweets that don’t end how you’d expect them to. #1. Poetry with a twist. #2. Take it easy kiddos. #3. Aha! I caught two kids smoking pot outside my…
#1. #2. Smells like pic.twitter.com/sYOjuMZlps — Laura Kalbag [email protected] (@LauraKalbag) August 5, 2016 #3. #4. #5. my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX — jess? (@jess_huntx) July 26, 2016 #6. …
Apple just released the iPhone 7 (and some other stuff that’s not as exciting) in their much-anticipated Apple Event this week. They’ve largely ignored their customers’ pleas for, y’know, useful stuff, instead serving up an extra camera, water resistant-ness, and…
There’s nothing as lovely as love, except maybe hilarious tweets from slightly annoyed spouses opening their hearts and homes for us to laugh at. #1. Invisible cloak, activate. #2. Chicken soup for stubborn husbands. #3. Poor parents. #4. Husband being…
#1. On healthy living. The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore — beth, an alien (@bourgeoisalien) September 1, 2016 #2. On hating everyone a…
#1. Well, you made him choose. #2. At least she wants to go. #3. Doesn’t everyone? #4. Baby be truthin’. #5. Was it chlorinated? #6. Kid’s got a point. #7. Can’t argue with that logic. #8. A bit too early there, bub.…